When you want to hang out with someone, and for whatever reason, that third person has to come along, I believe that as soon as they are there on uninvited terms, their opinion, immediately holds no water. The third wheel comes along participates in all the evenings activities, and generally ruins conversation because now you have to include two people instead of one. Then at the end of the night they speak up as if what they have to say means anything. Seriously...if you're going to be that annoying motherfucker that comes along, doesnt shut up, and for the most part ruins the night, save us all some trouble and just go hang yourself now. No, better yet, drown yourself, you need to suffer a little on the way out.
Who makes the best third wheel? The girls fat friend. Not only do they make good third wheels, but they also make top notch cock blocks. Just because I don't want to touch your nasty ass, gives you no grounds to fuck up my shit. Expend a little bit of that energy you use, getting inbetween my plans, on a treadmill and maybe you wouldnt have to cock block all your good looking friends so that you didnt feel so shitty about yourself. Drink a little water once in a while, instead of pop. Opt out for a salad, not a burger, be a little fucking pro-active, please. Do the world a favor. And for god sakes, LEARN SOME MANNERS QUIT BEING SO GOD DAMNED LOUD! fuck!
